Monday, June 23, 2008

Nicotine vs Brain

By Streeter Seidell of CollegeHumor.com:


Brain: These are bad for me.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: They’re polluting my body.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: The simple fact is that I can live without them.

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: I don’t need …

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: Yeah, but …

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: I…

Nicotine: Shut up.

Brain: Fine!

smokes cigarette

Brain: There. Now I’ll just stop and …

Nicotine: Shut up.